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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin-catholic
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: What do you call a person who kills cereal?
A: A cereal killer!
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who.
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Anonymous
7 months ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?

A: I-ran
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I do not think I should tell you because you might spread it around...
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poker face
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Anonymous
8 months ago
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick
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Anonymous
8 months ago
Q: Where do baby apes sleep
A: In apricots
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Anonymous
8 months ago
Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?

A. MySpace