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7 months ago
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.
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7 months ago
A: Why does your nose run?
B: Because it can't walk.
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7 months ago
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because it's horn does not work
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7 months ago
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on...
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium
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7 months ago
Q: Why do seagles fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagles!
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Anonymous
7 months ago
You already know the punchline.
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7 months ago
Q: Why did the midget get kicked out of the bar?
A: Because when it came time to pay, he came up short.
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7 months ago
Q: Why couldn't the Pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C.
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7 months ago
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: You can roast beef but you cant pee soup.