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6 months ago
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: Why shouldn't you take atoms seriously?
A: Because they make up everything.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: Why did the house go to the doctor?
A: It was having window pains.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Little Bobby's teacher asked everyone to draw something exciting. Isabel drew a puppy, Jeffrey drew a cake, and little Bobby drew a period. The teacher looked puzzled and asked Bobby, "How is this...
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is vey time consuming.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear
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6 months ago
Q: Why did the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia stay up all night? A: She was wondering if there really is a dog.
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"