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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
A: Ground Beef
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo mama so nasty her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: Where do crazy people travel through the forest?
A: The psycho path.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: What is tall when it is young and short when it is old?
A: A candle.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body?
A: A clock.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Yo mama so h***y, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.