Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!
Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed-- but if you leave your cream here, I'll make you cream later.
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.
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