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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!
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Anonymous
5 months ago

Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed-- but if you leave your cream here, I'll make you cream later.

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Anonymous
5 months ago
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer...and a mop.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A law suit.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.