user_icon
Anonymous
3 months ago
Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.
user_icon
Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Traffic jam.
user_icon
Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: How do trees use the Internet?
A: They log in.
user_icon
Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A: Aileen.
user_icon
Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What do you call a snail who likes to sail?
A: A snailor!

user_icon
Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
A: Sorry, I'm a little horse.
user_icon
Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: Why did the zombie go to the music store? A: He wanted to buy some organs.
user_icon
Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What do you call a sheep without legs and a head? A: A cloud.
user_icon
Anonymous
4 months ago
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
user_icon
Anonymous
4 months ago

I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.