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Anonymous
1 month ago
Q: Why did the athlete put his steak on top of the fridge?
A: Because he was on a high protein diet.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
What did the astronaut discover when he found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buck an ear (buccaneer).
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Anonymous
2 months ago
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
20 years I've been eating outta cereal boxes, and you gotta give it to em'. They stayed firm and refused to move with the times. I mean they know the resealable ziplock bag exists, but they've...
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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q: Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
A: To see the butter fly!
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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
A: Walking......Jk,Rowling
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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It does not matter, it's not going to come.