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Anonymous
6 days, 22 hours ago
Yo mama so fat, her shadow broke the pavement.
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Anonymous
3 months ago
Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.
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Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What do you call a sheep without legs and a head? A: A cloud.
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Anonymous
4 months ago
Yo momma's so ugly, we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo mama so nasty her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Yo mama so h***y, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.