Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.
Yo momma's so ugly, we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her.
Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.
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