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Anonymous
2 days, 22 hours ago
Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
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Anonymous
1 month ago
Where do you find a Zebra? 25 letters after A-Brah.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buck an ear (buccaneer).
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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q: Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
A: To see the butter fly!
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Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A: Aileen.
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Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What do you call a snail who likes to sail?
A: A snailor!

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Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
A: Sorry, I'm a little horse.
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Anonymous
4 months ago
Q: Where can you buy most of your chess pieces?
A: the pawn shop
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Ya need an ark? I Noah guy.