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Anonymous
1 month ago

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

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Anonymous
1 month ago

That's the perfect microcosm for men and women: it takes a million sperm to find one egg 'cause they're all males and not one of them is gonna pull over and ask directions.

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Anonymous
5 months ago

Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed-- but if you leave your cream here, I'll make you cream later.

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Anonymous
10 months ago

Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do you need to unload on me?