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Anonymous
10 months ago

ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you...

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Anonymous
10 months ago

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4....

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Anonymous
10 months ago
I put my phone on airplane mode, but it sure ain't flyin'.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?
A: They could've downloaded it for free!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: How easy is it to count in binary?
A: It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can't; they're not bright enough.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1