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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: Did you hear about the guy with French asthma?
A: He could only catch his breath in snatches.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q- What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A- Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What do lesbians cook on the weekends? A: Nothing; they eat out.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What is another name for Viagra?
A: Fix-A-Flat.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What did the battery say to the gynecologist? It's not the smell that bothers me, it's the discharge!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What's the difference between "oooooh!!" and "ahhhhhhh!!"? About three inches!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
The other night I played strip poker with my old lady: she stripped and I poked her.