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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: Why shouldn't you take atoms seriously?
A: Because they make up everything.
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium
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Anonymous
8 months ago
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
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Anonymous
9 months ago
Q. Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
A. Because they're all fake.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
A neutrino walks into a bar ... and keeps going!!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Three doctors are out geese-hunting. A gaggle flies over and the oncologist raises and then lowers his gun. "I better conduct an MRI first to determine if those were really geese." Some more geese...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?
A: "You think you're always right!"
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says, "Hey, grab that electron, it's mine!" "How do you know?" asks the second. "'Cause I'm positive!" the first replies.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.