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8 months ago
Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
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8 months ago
A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"
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Anonymous
10 months ago

Q: Why is 88 better than 69?

A: Because you get ate twice.

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10 months ago
Book, you look so much thinner! I know I had my appendix removed!
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10 months ago
Teacher: Will any idiot in the room stand up please?
(a student stands up)
Teacher: Why do you think you are an idiot? ...
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10 months ago
Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in math class?
A: It improves di-vision.
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10 months ago
Q: What's the difference between a pygmy tribe and a high school girls track team?
A: The pygmy tribe is a bunch of cunning little runts.
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10 months ago
Teacher: "What is the present tense for the sentence 'I killed someone'?"
Student: "The present tense would be 'I am in prison.'"
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10 months ago
I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."
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10 months ago
Q: What type of exam does the vampire teacher give his students?
A: A blood test.