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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin-catholic
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What do you call batman skipping church.
A: Christian Bale
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q. How does Moses make coffee?
A. He brews it!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What does the Pope use to cut potatoes? El pela papas.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What's the best part about being a Rabbi? You get to keep the tips.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: Who was the smallest man in the Bible?
A: King David because he was only 12 inches tall as he was a ruler.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Jesus' away message on Good Friday, "BRB."
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Adam was lonely, so he asked God for company. God agreed, but said, "Don't let her in the water." Adam agreed and Eve appeared the next day. Adam was so excited, he went in the lake to get cleaned...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: Why did all the hippies go to church on the first day of Lent? A: They heard it was "Hash Wednesday."
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What do you call a vicar with a boner?
A: An erector.