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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poker face
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Anonymous
8 months ago
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
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Anonymous
10 months ago
After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note...or did she? Tox report still pending.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Celine Dion walks in a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is pale, dangerous to children, and made of plastic. The other one is a plastic bag.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Did you hear about Whitney Houston's funeral? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.