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Anonymous
10 months ago
What's black, white, red, blue, green, yellow, purple, orange, and super easy for anyone to do? Michelle McGee, Jesse James' mistress.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Your mother is classless she could be a Marxist utopia.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffit have in common?
A: They both had curds (Kurds) in their way (whey).
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy an NFL team. His spectacle for him to see black people hit each other while the white quarterback is being protected. Reminds him of the America he loves.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
I went into a Liberal clothing store today to purchase some pants. When I started trying on a few pairs, I noticed that all the pockets except one were visibly removed. I stopped a clerk and ask...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why are there no K-Marts in Syria?
Cause there are targets everywhere!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."