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Anonymous
7 months ago
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on...
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Anonymous
7 months ago
You already know the punchline.
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Anonymous
9 months ago
but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier.
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Anonymous
9 months ago
She looked surprised.
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Anonymous
9 months ago
...if you pee on them they go away
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Anonymous
9 months ago
A blonde has been working on her new puzzle for a couple days now but can't seem to get it right. One day, her husband comes home to his wife crying at the kitchen table. He rushes over and asks...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended in that time management course you sent me to." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalog.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing...