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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes? They also forget the batter.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why was the civil engineer's relationship so unstable? Because there was no truss left!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What do you call an honest businessman? Asif.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Do you know what happens if you piss of a pilot? He takes off.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Employe: "I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away."
Boss: "Ok I would like to see you try."
Employe: As he moves on pissing all over the floor loosing $6,000 not caring.
Boss: "Ha you...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.