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Anonymous
2 weeks, 4 days ago
Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because it's mama was in a jam!
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Anonymous
1 month ago
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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Anonymous
1 month ago
If you think nobody cares you are alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Anonymous
1 month ago
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Anonymous
1 month ago
Q: Why did the athlete put his steak on top of the fridge?
A: Because he was on a high protein diet.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
What did the astronaut discover when he found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water.
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Anonymous
2 months ago
20 years I've been eating outta cereal boxes, and you gotta give it to em'. They stayed firm and refused to move with the times. I mean they know the resealable ziplock bag exists, but they've...
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Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: Why did the zombie go to the music store? A: He wanted to buy some organs.