A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?
Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth, it would look like wall to wall carpeting.
Q: What do you call 900 pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
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