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Anonymous
10 months ago
A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth, it would look like wall to wall carpeting.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What do you call 900 pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
You've never been outspoken, no one has ever been able to.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
I can tell that your charisma bypass was successful.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
He is so short, his hair smells like feet.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.