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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting in Church: Always try to be half a line ahead of the vicar, and always be as loud as you dare in the responses.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting Abroad: Insist on paying for everything in sterling.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting in Banks: Put your old sandwiches into the night safe pouch and complain by letter when it's returned to you empty.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting in Banks: When ordering travelers checks, try to get the smallest denomination available, and then take ages signing each check in front of the cashier.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to duplicate presents wherever possible then lose the receipts so that none of them can be exchanged. If they happen to be things you want yourself, so much...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting in Church: Arrive late for any service and arrive noisily. Forget at least one, if not both books, and try to make others stand up while you go back for the ones you need.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting in Banks: Try to use one of the automatic cash dispensers, but use it incorrectly. If it's inside the bank, do this until someone is sent to help you out, or until you're asked...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting on the Beach: If there's enough sand, dig huge walls around your site and try to put your neighbors in the shade.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting in Church: If you just want to look inside the church, go in when you see the sign 'Service in Progress'. Take photographs with a bright flash-gun.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
How to be Insulting in Church: Pour water into the font and wash your hands in it. If you're really daring, take off your shoes and socks and cool your feet.