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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
A: He hoe hoe hoes it.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall St Journal? He heard it had great circulation...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!
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10 months ago
A vampire walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, "A cup of boiling water, please." The bartender, confused and scared, walks up with the water and says, "I thought vampires drank...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmastime? Because they were originally made for children but fathers want to play with them.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What is a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: Why did the snowman drop his pants?
A: Because he heard the snow blower was coming.
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10 months ago
What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!
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10 months ago
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.