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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: What do you call a person who kills cereal?
A: A cereal killer!
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I do not think I should tell you because you might spread it around...
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Anonymous
8 months ago
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
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Anonymous
10 months ago

Q: What do you call a 70s cookie band?

A: OREO Speedwagon.

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Anonymous
10 months ago
Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: How do you make an egg-roll?
A: You push it!!!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
I just bought a cured ham; I wonder what it had.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
A guy is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.'' The guy...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Yo momma is so stupid she ate her food stamps.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: Why did was the Mexican fast food vendor arrested?
A: He was planning a tacover.