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Anonymous
2 months ago
Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
A: Walking......Jk,Rowling
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Anonymous
4 months ago
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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Anonymous
7 months ago
A: Why does your nose run?
B: Because it can't walk.
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Anonymous
8 months ago
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick
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Anonymous
8 months ago
Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?

A. MySpace
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Anonymous
8 months ago
I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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Anonymous
9 months ago
Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why Did The Pirates Go To The Movies?
Because It Was Rated Rrrrr...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Get a new car for your spouse; it will be a great trade!