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Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Traffic jam.
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Anonymous
3 months ago
Q: How do trees use the Internet?
A: They log in.
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Anonymous
4 months ago
Q: Why did the archaeologist's wife divorce him?
A: Because he was carbon dating.
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Anonymous
5 months ago
Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.
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5 months ago
Q: What do you call a girl who's just come back from the beach?
A: Sandy.
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5 months ago
How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.
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Anonymous
6 months ago
Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body?
A: A clock.
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6 months ago
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.
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6 months ago
Q: Why did the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia stay up all night? A: She was wondering if there really is a dog.
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Anonymous
7 months ago
Q: Why do seagles fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagles!