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Anonymous
9 months ago
Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What do you call a cholo with one short leg and one regular leg? Not even a!
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What's green and eats meat?
A: Syphilis.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican? A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was...
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Anonymous
10 months ago
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.