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10 months ago

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next...

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10 months ago

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

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10 months ago
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A: A brunette with bad breath.
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10 months ago
Q: Why do blondes take birth control pills?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
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10 months ago
Q: How do you know a blonde has been in your car?
A: The gear stick is wet.
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10 months ago
Q: Why did the blonde bring a pencil to her bedroom? A: She wanted to draw her curtains.
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10 months ago
Did you hear about the blonde who brought toilet paper to a craps game?
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10 months ago
What did one blonde say to the other blone, while entering a bar? Well blondie, Bottoms-Up.
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10 months ago
Two blondes are at work when one of them gets a delivery of a dozen roses from her boyfriend. The blonde coworker notices that the blonde recipient doesn't seem too pleased about getting the roses....
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10 months ago
Q: How do you erase a blonde's memory?
A: You blow in her ear.