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2 months ago
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It does not matter, it's not going to come.
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6 months ago
Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost.
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6 months ago
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side.
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6 months ago
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
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6 months ago
Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear
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7 months ago
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.
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7 months ago
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because it's horn does not work
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8 months ago
Q: Where do baby apes sleep
A: In apricots
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8 months ago
Q: How many tickles does it take to get a Octopus to laugh?

A: Ten Tickles.
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8 months ago
Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.