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Anonymous
1 day, 15 hours ago
Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
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Anonymous
5 days, 15 hours ago
Yo mama so fat, her shadow broke the pavement.
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Anonymous
2 weeks, 3 days ago
Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because it's mama was in a jam!
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Anonymous
4 weeks, 2 days ago
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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Anonymous
1 month ago
If you think nobody cares you are alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Anonymous
1 month ago
Where do you find a Zebra? 25 letters after A-Brah.
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Anonymous
1 month ago

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

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Anonymous
1 month ago

That's the perfect microcosm for men and women: it takes a million sperm to find one egg 'cause they're all males and not one of them is gonna pull over and ask directions.

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Anonymous
1 month ago

I'm thinking about getting some body piercing done 'cause that's cool. But I'm not thinking about piercing my eyebrow or my nose or my navel, you know, I'm thinking about piercing my love handles....

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Anonymous
1 month ago
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.