user_icon
Anonymous
1 day, 15 hours ago
Why are buildings called buildings if they're finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
user_icon
Anonymous
5 days, 15 hours ago
Yo mama so fat, her shadow broke the pavement.
user_icon
Anonymous
2 weeks, 3 days ago
Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because it's mama was in a jam!
user_icon
Anonymous
4 weeks, 2 days ago
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.